Professor Requiring Students To Purchase Her Divorce Memoir

WESTWOOD — Students in Professor Carol Williams’ Chemistry class were dismayed to learn Tuesday that 75% of their grade would consist of reading quizzes on her own book, which details every problem with her ex-husband’s personality, behavior, and body (specifically the one thick, dark hair coming out of the mole on his back). “These professors can’t keep getting away with this self-promo dude, I’m so tired,” said second-year Oscar Chang, who understands why Williams’ ex-husband cheated on her. “What I don’t understand is how she didn’t notice for so long. She should definitely lose partial custody of the kids.” When asked for comment on her clear misuse of power, Professor Williams sent the Enabler the Amazon link to purchase a copy ”I ACTUALLY NEVER LOVED HIM EVEN.”