UCLA Introduces New 3 Bedroom/17 Person Apartments

WESTWOOD — UCLA made waves Saturday with the unveiling of an innovative new housing option: a three-bedroom, seventeen-occupant apartment. “Well, we had to figure out some way to guarantee four years of housing,” said architect Brooke N. Building, a recent dropout of UCLA’s architectural studies program. “Sure, there are only 16 beds in the place, so someone will just have to pick a partner. Conserve body heat.” At press time, Building was seen furiously sketching a potential layout that would fit four people to a room in Hedrick Hall.

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