BERKELEY — At approximately 4:20 PM, the East Bay was shocked to discover that their beloved campus of UC Berkeley had disappeared. “I’ve never seen fog like this before… I was just standing over here when it vanished in a cloud of haze,” said Berkeley engineering student Stone Ernst as his eyes displayed a hint of redness. “I’m not sure if it was a UCPD smoke bomb or maybe… woah… Batman? Do you guys wanna watch the Dark Knight Rises? Wait we should totally DoorDash some Taco Bell right now.” At press time, Ernst was seen smoking a fat one.
