Triangle of Sadness? This Woman Has a UTI

Watching the Oscars? Here are our quick takes on the Best Picture nominees!

Everything Everywhere All At Once?

Buy me dinner first!

Women Talking?

Give ‘em a mic, I say!

All Quiet on the Western Front?

I sure hope not.

The Banshees of Inisherin?

I love Derry Girls!

Top Gun?

This man is wearing a jumpsuit.

The Fabelmans?

More like The Spielbergs, haha, am I right?

The Way of Water?



He’s white!


Look, that blonde woman is stuck in the pits! What a sticky mess. But she deserves it…?

May the least white cast and crew win.

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