WESTWOOD — In light of the recent economic chaos brought about by the Trump administration’s sweeping tariffs, many on social media have taken to a new viral trend: withdrawing all your money from the bank before it gets even worse. “This is a tough time for us all, but we can get through it if we just remember the first rule of economics: banks never run out of money,” said Usain Teller, creator of the YouTube channel ‘Economics For Dumbfucks,’ most famous for a video explaining how a quarter is worth more than a dollar bill. “At this point, just put your 401k on crypto or something. Cumcoin is up, you know.” At press time, Cumcoin is down.
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