Enough is enough. Every time the UV level is a 7, everybody and their mother is out getting sunburnt on Janss in a bikini top. And with the undie run fast approaching, I just know the corner of Gayley and Strathmore is about to be flooded with people in bras and boxers. But what if you want to stand out? What if you want to fight the “modest is hottest” purity culture dominating this season’s styles?
That’s why UCLA’s hottest fashion item this undie run is absolutely nothing. I’m talking bush OUT.
Don’t be scared of feeling any kind of shame. In fact, people will be so distracted by the fact that your whole naked body is out during undie run that they won’t even think twice about remembering your face. It’s the perfect disguise!
Also, going commando at undie run is the best time, place, and manner to try and get lucky with a campus hookup, especially if you kept posting on r/UCLA about your lackluster love life instead of trying to make a single move on anybody these past ten weeks.
Plus, it’s finals week. Don’t tell me you seriously had the time to wash a Gymshark bra and your boyfriend’s worst boxers. Clearly, someone wasn’t studying for their exams. For shame.
But please. Put your balls away. No one needs to see that. This is the undie run. Have some class.
