Following recent news that the Supreme Court will likely overturn Roe v. Wade, we have curated a list of five places to get an abortion when your human rights are treated like a luxury and not, like, inalienable rights that shouldn’t be debated or up for discussion.
1. The RNC
Just pretend you’re a senator’s mistress and Ron Desantis will take care of the rest.
2. Vatican City
It’s their best kept secret! Use the code PopeCCLXVI for 20% off your procedure.
3. An Oregon coffee shop
Not many people know this, but every coffee shop in Oregon provides free abortions with the purchase of any size organic drip coffee.
4. Bernie Sander’s Memorial
He’s not dead yet, but neither is your fetus. Guess you’ll just have to figure it out sweetie!
5. Planned Parenthood
For a limited time only; while supplies last.