This Can’t Be Good: US Declares Vietnam War 2

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a surprise announcement early Thursday morning, President Joe Biden declared the Vietnam War 2. “We had two wars in Iraq. We had two world wars. Why not a second Vietnam war?” announced President Biden, who dedicated the war to the memory of Henry Kissinger. “It’s just not fair we only got one try. I really think we’re going to win this time!” At press time, millions were dead.

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