Most presidential elections are, at their core, about two different visions of America. This one is different. This election calls into question the very existence of the United States of America as a country, as a people, and as an idea. And who better to ensure the survival of our great nation than the man who has survived longer than any other sitting president? It is undeniable that Our President Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. is the most qualified man for the job, having served this country for twelve years longer than J.D. Vance has been alive. His political prowess is so unparalleled that you’d be forgiven for assuming he has multiple doctorates in international relations, queer studies, African history, and quantum theory.
Joe is a simple working-class boy from Scranton, Delaware, who has fought against the establishment for his entire career within the establishment. Naysayers might claim that “He isn’t even running anymore” or “Kamala Harris is the Democratic candidate” or “He’s basically a walking corpse at this point” or “He’s one of the most unpopular politicians in the country.” To this, we say: that’s a bunch of malarkey. Fuck your polls, fuck backstabbing Democratic lawmakers, fuck the wealthy donors, fuck the mainstream media, and fuck you. Vote for Joe Biden or you’re nothing but a lying, dog-faced pony soldier.