WESTWOOD–Claiming that this is the third or fourth time in class today and probably the tenth time this week, many students enrolled in 19th-Century American Literature report that Hugh Anderson, that one fucking guy, has raised his hand in class yet again. “He does this every time,” said Emily Whitman, a fellow classmate. “Really, every goddamn time. He always has something to say on every topic.” Other classmates corroborated Whitman’s opinion that Anderson raises his hand excessively in class, citing previous comments made by Anderson including attempts to tenuously connect the lecture material to something he’d learned in another class. At press time, the students collectively groaned as Anderson began to compare Melville’s Moby Dick to this one time that he went whale-watching.