Thanksgiving Dinner Ruined By Grandpa’s Politics, And His Musty Fucking Breath

HOME — Grandpa Max ruined his family’s annual thanksgiving dinner by bringing up his insensitive antiquated politics and by having really smelly breath. “I think this whole pronouns thing is getting out of hand. It’s bad enough I have to remember someone’s name, now I also have to remember what word to refer to them by?” said Max as he unleashed the stench of raw onions and rotting old person from his mouth. “I also don’t understand this concept of ‘slurs’. What’s wrong with calling someone a –”. We were unable to complete our interview with Max due to his breath being mad stinky.

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