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“Boiling Water Challenge” Raises Awareness For How To Kill Yourself

April 23, 2025 Paige Reed 0

LOS ANGELES — On Sunday, the University of Southern California’s Annoying Lame Students club (ALS) launched the ‘Boiling Water Challenge,’ a viral trend which aims […]

USC Participates In Rivalry Week By Paying Dining Hall Workers Even Less

November 22, 2024 Olivia Maes 0

School Spirit? Student Refuses To Wear Trojan Condoms

November 18, 2024 Maggie Kwan 0

WESTWOOD – In a bold display of Bruin spirit, first-year Gender Studies major Chad Ryan announced on his Instagram yesterday his refusal to wear Trojan […]

Gladiator in UCLA garb slays a USC gladiator

Rivalry Game Held at Actual Coliseum, Features Deadly Gladiatorial Combat

November 20, 2023 Matthew Graves 0

ROME — Football fans were shocked on Saturday when this year’s “Battle for LA” did not take place in the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, but […]

Opinion: Maybe We Don’t Need The Environment

November 18, 2022 Bigg Oyle 0

Last night’s rally had me praying no SC kids were spying on us on campus, because I was embarrassed by how SNOWFLAKE we looked. I […]

USC Now Offering Participation Degree

November 17, 2022 Hanna Skikne 0

UNIVERSITY PARK— After several USC parents reached out to the university in regards to their children saying school was really really really hard, the administration […]

USC Begins Rivalry Week By Halving TA Wages

November 15, 2022 Georgia McNeill 0

LOS ANGELES — USC President Carol Folt announced earlier today that in honor of rivalry week, teaching assistants at USC would have their wages cut […]

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Students Take Break From Battling On-Campus Hate To Hate Crosstown Rivals

November 27, 2015 Christopher Wong 0

LOS ANGELES – Lobbing disparaging remarks at the Trojan student body during the UCLA-USC football game Saturday, students at the University of California, Los Angeles […]

  • Vampire Draws Line At Period Sex

    WESTWOOD — Local bloodsucker and thousandth-year religion student Vlad Cullen was seen insisting to his suitors he was down for almost anything in the bedroom, […]

  • Companies Are Desperate For Spring Interns: Just Not You, Specifically

    WESTWOOD — Companies are searching far and wide for driven UCLA students to help out over the spring, just not you. Yeah, you. Reading this […]

  • De Neve Oyster Night Ends As Expected

    WESTWOOD — Last Tuesday night, what was supposed to be a celebratory evening with unlimited raw bivalves at the least refined dining hall ended in […]

  • See You Later, Boy: Skater Boys Replaced By “Scooter Boys”

    WESTWOOD — Folks all across campus have been saying “see you later, boy” to the skater boy, and hello to the scooter boy, who has […]

  • Math Professor Doesn’t Know That Half Of Ten Weeks Is Five Weeks

    WESTWOOD — This week, local math professor Dr. Ivil has come under fire after scheduling a midterm for Week 4, a week that is definitively […]

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