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Student’s Cries For Help Mistaken For Meme Jokes

April 11, 2019 Raphe Burstein 0

WESTWOOD — Local third year Mark Pierce has submitted several cries for help to his Facebook feed, only for each one to be mistaken for […]

YRL Mountain Lion Diverts Attention From Powell Cat

April 2, 2019 Carl Hatch 0

WESTWOOD — After a mountain lion was noticed taking residence in the bushes adjacent to Young Research Library (YRL), many students have taken to the […]

Student Swamped With Work Watches Three Episodes of “Friends”

March 10, 2019 Max Flora 0

WESTWOOD — Craig Hillsdale, a fourth-year political science student, is enrolled in four classes that are all holding final exams in the following three days. […]

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Westwood Stores Sell Out Of Useless Shit

March 6, 2016 Hans Oberschelp 0

WESTWOOD—Charlotte’s Boutique, a store in Westwood, sold out of its entire stock of useless shit, sources confirm. The store, established in 2009, is frequented by […]

Study: No One Asked for Daily Bruin’s Opinion

March 6, 2016 Nathan Glovinsky 0

WESTWOOD— In a recently-published study conducted by the University of California’s Data Glossary Analysis Forum (DGAF), 0% of undergraduate students enrolled at the Los Angeles […]

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Students Vow To Start Procrastinating Earlier In Quarter

May 31, 2015 Tanu Srivastava 0

WESTWOOD – After an academically disappointing  quarter, a group of second-year UCLA students has resolved to start procrastinating earlier next quarter. “Normally I don’t feel guilty […]

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6 AM Great Time To Leaf-Blow Outside Dorms

May 31, 2015 Jessica Waite 0

WESTWOOD – Recent reports from UCLA groundskeepers indicate that 6AM is the ideal time to leaf-blow the area outside of the dorms. “It’s so quiet, […]

4 Students Found Dead In Deep Recesses of Library Stacks

December 11, 2014 Nathan Guzik 0

WESTWOOD—In what began as a potential footnote on an extra credit paper for the course HIST151P, History of Scottish Paedophilia, 3rd year Communications major Lou […]

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Spring Sing Mix Up Leads To Choreographed Hostage Situation

May 17, 2014 Nathan Guzik 0

WESTWOOD — The much anticipated seasonal jubilee known as Spring Sing saw an impressive number of attendants as expected yesterday evening, though the otherwise exuberant […]

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W.E. Guide To 2014 Student Elections

May 9, 2014 Nathan Guzik 0

Student Elections are often confusing, skull-smashingly boring affairs, where we have the chance to make the over-achievers and go getters of today become the politicians […]

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