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Opinion: We Give Up, Wrap Your Own Spotify

December 3, 2024 Maggie Kwan 0

What the hell do you want from us? Do you know how annoying you sound in our DMs right now? “Oh, when’s Wrapped coming out? […]

Opinion: No, Your Shared Spotify Playlist With Your Ex Is Not A Subliminal Message

January 17, 2023 Hi girlie! It’s your bestie. You missed my last 47 texts, but I’m telling you: you CANNOT get back together with your shitty ex! 0

I know what it’s like to go through a break up. I understand the urge to read into their every Instagram like and Bitmoji location […]

Spotify Wrapped 2022 Just Spotify Wrapped 2021 In Slightly Different Order

December 1, 2022 Robi Chatterjee 0

WESTWOOD — As the year comes to an end, Spotify has once again given each user a personalized playlist consisting of their most listened songs […]

Spotify Wrapped Now Includes Times Spent Listening To Spotify Ads

November 30, 2022 Dana Badii 0

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN — Spotify CEO Daniel Ek announced this morning that users without Spotify Premium can expect to see the statistic of “Times Spent Listening […]

Man Loses Collaborative Playlist in Divorce Settlement

October 21, 2021 Don John 0

PORTLAND, OR — A Portland couple has divorced after ten years of marriage, with Ms. Slater gaining custody of the marriage’s collaborative Spotify playlist. “Look, […]

  • Top Five Father’s Day Gifts For A Dad Who Doesn’t Golf Or Grill Or Fish Or Camp Or Mow The Lawn

    Happy Father’s Day! Fortunately for you, your dad isn’t one of those basic losers who actually gets out of the house and does something on […]

  • Pros And Cons Of Texting Your Hometown Situationship Right Before Summer Vacation

    Summer is nigh. The end of finals is in sight, and unless you were lucky enough to get accepted into some fancy internship in Palo […]

  • Blue and yellow UCLA-themed vibrators at the Hilltop shop

    Anxious For Finals? Hilltop Shop Releases UCLA Vibrators

    WESTWOOD — In light of test-taking jitters, the Hilltop Shop has released UCLA-themed vibrators ahead of finals. “I really wanted to buy the Blue Bullet […]

  • Naked guy at the UCLA undie run

    Trend Watch: Going Commando At Undie Run

    Enough is enough. Every time the UV level is a 7, everybody and their mother is out getting sunburnt on Janss in a bikini top. […]

  • Top Five Easiest Felonies To Get Your Finals Cancelled

    Uh oh. Finals are already here, and despite saying you were going to “lock in next week” for the past nine weeks, you haven’t a […]

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