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Professor Requiring Students To Purchase Her Divorce Memoir

October 25, 2022 Azalea Morris 0

WESTWOOD — Students in Professor Carol Williams’ Chemistry class were dismayed to learn Tuesday that 75% of their grade would consist of reading quizzes on […]

Incredible: Professor Using Just One Website For All Course Content

October 17, 2022 Maya Chatrathi 0

WESTWOOD — Students and professors alike were shocked to learn Thursday that Professor Amanda Chen uses only the premade Bruin Learn page for all lectures, […]

Student Requesting Extension Types Transcript of Recent Therapy Session In Email

April 21, 2022 Melissa Beining 0

WESTWOOD — Third-year political science major Jeffrey Trabor included the transcript of his recent therapy session in an email to his TA requesting an extension. […]

4 Out Of 5 Dentists Say You Should Break Up

April 5, 2022 Gillian Smith 0

CAMBRIDGE — A recent study done by MIT analysts has found that four out of five dentists say you should break up with your good-for-nothing […]

4 Reasons Why You Don’t Deserve To Register In That Class You Need To Graduate

January 6, 2022 Arman 0

You really thought you were out of here. How naïve you were, going on your Class Planner, just begging for a spot to open up […]

Online Professor Requests Students “Smash That Like Button, Comment, And Subscribe”

December 15, 2021 Amariyah Lane-Volz 0

WESTWOOD — In the wake of instructor surveys, online professors have begun to request that students smash that like button, comment on the discussion board, […]

Professor Denied Tenure After Falling For Student’s Ligma Joke

November 1, 2021 Hanna Barlow 0

WESTWOOD — Henry Bones, assistant professor within UCLA’s anthropology department, was denied tenure this weekend after a student got him so good with a “ligma” […]

Psychology Professor Denies Mental Health Related Extension

October 18, 2021 Tatiana Davidson 0

WESTWOOD — On Tuesday evening, UCLA Professor of Psychology Dr. Janice Smith denied her student’s request for a mental health related extension on her final […]

Students Start To Pack, Professor Filibusters

February 13, 2020 Jack Grossman 0

WESTWOOD — As Math 33A neared 3:50 p.m. last Friday, students began to pack in eager anticipation of no longer learning things. “Class isn’t over,” […]

Quirky Professor Asks For “Bueller” While Taking Attendance

May 6, 2019 Drew Muxlow 0

WESTWOOD — At 8:00 AM this morning, physics professor Dr. Gilbert Krenshaw made a reference to the movie Ferris Bueller’s Day Off while taking attendance by […]

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