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Opinion: The Roebling Block Party Is Needlessly Destructive. Also, I Wasn’t Invited.

October 6, 2022 The Daily Bruin 0

WESTWOOD — Students set private property ablaze Thursday night at the quarterly Roebling block party, disturbing the peace for Westwood residents trying to get ahead […]

Opinion: How Can I Help The Homeless If They Don’t Have Venmo?

June 16, 2022 Cash Freeman 0

Yesterday, I was walking back to campus after enjoying a delicious $15 salad at Tendergreens when a homeless man looked right into my eyes and […]

Opinion: I Heard Your Stomach Growl In Class, But I’m A Really Nice Person

June 6, 2022 Jenn Tull 0

Hi there! It’s me, the one who sits next to you in class! I just wanted to let you know that I did actually hear […]

Op-Ed: I Think My Girlfriend Is Actually Tupac In Disguise

October 21, 2019 Matthew Sneezelton 0

I consider myself a rational person. I take things as they come, I try not to jump to conclusions, and I definitely don’t believe in […]

Op-Ed: Jimmy Carter Is Dead

August 14, 2019 Darryl Daniels 0

Let me be the first to say it. I’m happy to be the voice for the voiceless. After many hours of contemplation and meditation on […]

Op-Ed: If I Wear Jeans, You Must Call Me Jeans Block

April 2, 2019 Gene D. Block 0

To the Campus Community: On Monday morning, I substituted my normal chancellorial slacks for a pair of comfortable, stylish, denim jeans. Yet for the entire […]

Wario Opens Up About Struggle With Obesity

March 2, 2019 Wario 0

My name is Wario. I have been blessed to be a team member in the Nintendo franchise for 27 years, serving as a foil to […]

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POINT: We Should Colonize Mars / COUNTERPOINT: Post-Colonial Literature Is Terrible

March 6, 2016 Kushal Chatterjee 0

Point We Should Colonize Mars By: Arthur Von Clarksburg Space is the final frontier. Much has been said about our distant horizon, the great manifest […]

Op-Ed: Why Is Everyone So Mean To Me?

February 14, 2016 Hillary Clinton 0

People of America, I have a message for you all. Stop being big fat meanie jerkfaces! It’s not fair! It was my turn to be […]

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Op-Ed: Shouldn’t ALL Fridays Matter?

November 27, 2015 Nathan Guzik 0

This holiday season, we’ve all gathered our families together to reminisce about the year gone by, and wish each other well into the coming year. […]

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    WESTWOOD — Companies are searching far and wide for driven UCLA students to help out over the spring, just not you. Yeah, you. Reading this […]

  • De Neve Oyster Night Ends As Expected

    WESTWOOD — Last Tuesday night, what was supposed to be a celebratory evening with unlimited raw bivalves at the least refined dining hall ended in […]

  • See You Later, Boy: Skater Boys Replaced By “Scooter Boys”

    WESTWOOD — Folks all across campus have been saying “see you later, boy” to the skater boy, and hello to the scooter boy, who has […]

  • Math Professor Doesn’t Know That Half Of Ten Weeks Is Five Weeks

    WESTWOOD — This week, local math professor Dr. Ivil has come under fire after scheduling a midterm for Week 4, a week that is definitively […]

  • Stolen Goods Stolen From Place With Exclusively Stolen Goods

    PARIS — Parisian police officers were stunned to discover this weekend that priceless jewels were stolen from the Louvre, a place that exclusively houses priceless […]

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