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6 AM Great Time To Leaf-Blow Outside Dorms

May 31, 2015 Jessica Waite 0

WESTWOOD – Recent reports from UCLA groundskeepers indicate that 6AM is the ideal time to leaf-blow the area outside of the dorms. “It’s so quiet, […]

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  • Global Prayers Rejected: New Pope Is American

    HEAVEN — Millions of prayers coming in from around the world were denied yesterday evening as the Catholic Church appointed its first ever American pope. […]

  • Opinion: Half The Government Is Fired And I Still Need A Real ID?

    Elon Musk, If you can find any room in your Grinch-sized heart, please do your job for once. If you are trying to make the […]

  • Opinion: They Should Let The New Pope Have Gay Sex Once So He Can See If It Should Still Be Banned Or Not

    With the death of Pope Francis, the first “woke pope,” the cardinals will soon enter conclave to pick the newest pontifex. I liked Pope Francis. […]

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    Hey guys. A lot of guys seem to be getting mad at me for using he/him pronouns even when referring to guys who aren’t guys. […]

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