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2020 Vibes? I’m Losing My Mind In My Childhood Bedroom

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Intrepid Daily Bruin Reporters Find Out Julio Frenk’s Favorite Color

WESTWOOD — After a grueling investigation that involved bugging meeting rooms, undercover operations, and wiretapping, the Daily Bruin has made headline news announcing that they […]
UCLA Offers Permanent Study Abroad Program

WESTWOOD — Today, UCLA’s administration announced its generous offering of a permanent study abroad program for international students. “As this God-chosen nation’s #1 public university, […]
UCLA Requires Duo Mobile Authentication For Students To Learn If They Can Stay In Country
Great Depression Preemptively Named “World Depression One”

WASHINGTON, D.C. – This morning, The White House announced via executive order the official renaming of The Great Depression to “World Depression One.” “It’s important […]
Uh Oh! New Police Sketch Artist Can Only Draw Realistic Eyes

LOS ANGELES — Disaster struck this morning as the LAPD discovered that their new sketch artist was only able to draw hyperrealistic eyes. “I started […]

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