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Gene Block

Gene Block To Be Sent To Farm Upstate

August 7, 2023 Ammi Lane-Volz 0

NICE FARM IN NORCAL — The chancellor’s office announced yesterday that at the end of the 2023-24 school year, chief executive Gene Block will be […]

The Enabler Reviews: The Laptop Screen Of The Person Sitting In Front Of You In Lecture

June 15, 2023 Lily Kiamanesh 0

SPOILERS AHEAD. Skip Netflix — the hottest new entertainment is the laptop screen of the person sitting in front of you in lecture. The story […]

Gene Block Permanently Banned From All UCLA Stores

May 27, 2023 0

ACKERMAN UNION — Gene Block was permanently banned at the Ackerman branch of the UCLA store this morning for the act of [REDACTED] right next […]

Guy Holding Gene Block’s Voodoo Doll Ups Athletics Budget Again

May 2, 2023 Gillian Smith 0

WESTWOOD — Local scalawag and marionette enthusiast Gepetto Johnson, who is the proud owner of Gene Block’s voodoo doll, made it increase the athletics budget […]

Gene Block Joins Cast Of “Barbie” (2023)

April 6, 2023 Gillian Smith 0

MALIBU— UCLA students were starstruck on Tuesday when they saw Westwood’s own Gene Block in the trailer for the highly-anticipated film “Barbie” (2023). “Gene joined […]

UCLA Spins Wheel Of Random Names To Pick Class Of 2027

March 15, 2023 Rujula Rao 0

WESTWOOD — UCLA announced Wednesday that they would be switching to a 100% chance admission system for the incoming class of 2027. “Our job is […]

Gene Block Pulls A Gone Girl, Disappears

February 7, 2023 Maya Chatrathi 0

WESTWOOD — The campus community was in uproar on Friday following the disappearance of our beloved chancellor Gene Block. “I miss him so much,” sobbed […]

Three Signs You Have Developed A Parasocial Relationship With Gene Block

February 6, 2023 Sabrina Ellis 0

Are you feeling those pesky little butterflies fluttering in your tummy when you think about how close you are to Gene Block again after break? […]

Gene Block Accused of Cutting Corners

December 15, 2022 Elena Whitlock 0

UCLA’s Final Offer: Replace All TAs With This Cute Widdle Guy

December 14, 2022 Aidan Brooks 0

WESTWOOD — In a bold move, UCLA officials have announced plans to fire all teaching assistants and replace them with Mr. Pudding. “We are always […]

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