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Gene Block

Gene Block Accused of Cutting Corners

December 15, 2022 Elena Whitlock 0

UCLA’s Final Offer: Replace All TAs With This Cute Widdle Guy

December 14, 2022 Aidan Brooks 0

WESTWOOD — In a bold move, UCLA officials have announced plans to fire all teaching assistants and replace them with Mr. Pudding. “We are always […]

Gene Block Purchases Gene Glock Following Recent Budget Cuts

November 23, 2022 Theo Zhang 0

WESTWOOD — Due to recent budget cuts, Chancellor Gene Block has begun pushing for a new cost-cutting and productivity-boosting measure: murder. “Even if we shoot […]

This Year, Gene Block Is Thankful You Haven’t Heard About The Mold Yet

November 22, 2022 Gabby Bromberg 0

WESTWOOD — As Thanksgiving approaches and the UCLA community undergoes the largest strike in recent history, Gene Block is grateful for your ignorance of the […]

Gene Block Says Campus Wifi Won’t Truly Get Better Until It Learns To Accept Help

November 14, 2022 Melissa Beining 0

WESTWOOD— Gene Block told the UCLA community on Wednesday that administrators staged a “promising” intervention with the campus WiFi, but admitted that we can’t expect […]

Opinion: I Don’t Need A Halloween Costume If I’ve Never Truly Been Myself

October 31, 2022 John Doe 0

I love October. Changing leaves on every tree, pumpkins on every stoop, and Trader Joe’s butternut squash mac and cheese in every student’s freezer. But […]

Gene Block Drops Out Of Race For Prime Minister

October 25, 2022 Bella Dunham 0

10 GAYLEY ST — UCLA Chancellor Gene Block announced Tuesday that he will be withdrawing himself from consideration as leader of the Labour Party and […]

UCLA To Offer Off Campus Meal Plan For Those “Willing To Pay The Price”

October 6, 2022 Lucas Humel 0

WESTWOOD — Late, late last night, Frank Ghoulish, UCLA Viceroy of Meals and Eating, announced that the 2022-23 school year would see the return of […]

Quarter System To Become Dollar System Due To Inflation

July 8, 2022 Dana Badii 0

WESTWOOD — An email was sent to the Bruin community late last night, in which it was announced that the quarter system would be renamed […]

UCLA To Provide Free Girl Talk In All Campus Bathrooms

April 29, 2022 Jade Lacy 0

WESTWOOD — Following the installation of free menstrual products in over 50% of UCLA bathrooms, administration has announced plans to provide free girl talk in […]

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