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4 Reasons Why You Don’t Deserve To Register In That Class You Need To Graduate

January 6, 2022 Arman 0

You really thought you were out of here. How naïve you were, going on your Class Planner, just begging for a spot to open up […]

Life Hack: Attract Students To Your Study Group By Asking What Their Skeleton Looks Like

March 2, 2019 Raphe Burstein 0

  If you’re looking for members to make a study group, there’s no method more tried and true than approaching students in your class and […]

Aww! Man Celebrates Valentine’s Day by Making Love to Capitalism

February 13, 2019 Sam Mallari 0

Johnny Richardson, a 21-year-old Westwood resident, woke up fresh-faced with an extra spring in his step and walked to his local grocery store to ring […]

Seven Cute Christmas Gift Ideas Inspired by Animal Crossing

December 19, 2018 Drew Muxlow 0

1. Crocheted Bell Bag — This gift idea is perfect for anyone who is short on cash, but has plenty of time and crocheting experience! […]

Taking Action: When This Man Heard About the Waffle House Shooting, He Copied and Pasted All of the Lyrics to John Lennon’s “Imagine” on His Facebook Timeline

April 24, 2018 Brian McReynolds 0

It seems like there’s a mass shooting every week in America, each followed by little change. People offer their ‘thoughts and prayers’ and argue about […]

Amazing! This Magic 8 Ball Pinpoints Exactly How You’ll Ruin Your Life!

April 12, 2018 Alex Kukoff 0

  Hear hear, lads and ladettes! After decades of helpless submission to fate’s cruel game of chance, scientists and toymakers alike have designed a Magic […]

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How To Interact With Your Friends Who Are Already On Summer Vacation

May 21, 2017 Enabler Staff 0

Friends already on summer vacation? Ouch. Here’s how to masterfully achieve successful social interactions without letting your jealousy interfere. Leave a pathetic comment on a […]

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Exciting News: Hovering Over Public Toilets Proves To Be Most Effective Ab Workout

April 30, 2017 Salma Zaky 0

BEVERLY HILLS – A recent study has revealed that the most practical way to work out your abs is by hovering over public toilets. “Whenever […]

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Incredible! This Couple Got An Omelet At Covel And Didn’t Have Sex In Line

March 6, 2017 Jack Lyons 0

We all know how tempting it can be to intimately embrace your partner during that long, hard wait for a sizzling, delicious omelet at Covel […]

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