OPINION: Useless Sproul Laundry Machines Can’t Even Make Me Cum
Picture This: the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and I’m trying to be a good little girl and do my laundry on a […]
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Single Friend Diagnosed With Chronic Unlikability
LOS ANGELES — After twenty-one years of spending Valentine’s Day alone, your single friend received a medical diagnosis of Chronic Unlikability syndroMe (CUM) during his […]
Student Points Out Movie Was Filmed At UCLA, Cums
WESTWOOD — First-year Jacques Mehoff has been struggling with non-coital emissions during recent group movie nights watching films he personally picked out. “Did you know […]