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Bowser Claims Fatherhood Of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Files Paternity Suit

March 2, 2019 Jay Varhula 0

KOOPA KINGDOM — Following the Trump administration’s recent deregulations in inter-franchise family law, Bowser, King of the Koopas, is seeking custody of the Teenage […]

Bowser Claims Fatherhood Of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Files Paternity Suit

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