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Upstairs Neighbor Majoring In Creative Stomping
WESTWOOD — Fourth-year biology major Maggie Graham was delighted to learn Monday that her upstairs neighbor is majoring in Creative Stomping. “It must be such […]
8-Person Gayley Heights Apartments Revealed To Be Elaborate Social Experiment
WESTWOOD — Yesterday evening, Dr. Philip Styles of the UCLA Psychology Department revealed to a small cohort of graduate students that creating 8-person apartments in […]
Sexual Tension Alert! Neighbor Arrives At Apartment Door Same Time As You Do
FLOOR 4 – Late Tuesday night, third-year Chemistry major Carly A. Ptraction found herself arriving at her apartment at the exact same time as her […]
UCLA To Offer Off Campus Meal Plan For Those “Willing To Pay The Price”
WESTWOOD — Late, late last night, Frank Ghoulish, UCLA Viceroy of Meals and Eating, announced that the 2022-23 school year would see the return of […]
BREAKING: Guy With Pool Finally Goes Swimming
MARINA DEL REY, CA — On Monday afternoon at approximately 4:15 p.m., local apartment complex resident Michael Khaney decided to take a dip in his […]
Point: Wash Your Dishes / Counterpoint: I’m Letting Them Soak
Point: Wash Your Dishes By Alex Haru, Kellen Loke, Drew Casebier We’ve called this roommate meeting to discuss the issue of the dishes that have […]