Students, Viruses Enjoy Return to Campus

WESTWOOD — The UCLA community, and the UCLA virus community lying dormant in students’ bloodstreams, began its return to campus this week with excitement. “It was so great to hug my friends again!” said COVID-19 virus Pam Demic, giving a press conference from the front door handle of Powell Library. “Yeah, everyone’s wearing masks, but that doesn’t stop me from meeting tons of new people. I can show off how much I’ve changed since last quarter. New year, new strain!” The UCLA administration is proud to once again offer the human connection that is vital for students and viral diseases to thrive.

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