Students Disturbed That North Campus Sculpture Not Naked

WESTWOOD — Following the reveal of the latest addition to the North Campus sculpture garden, many students expressed how disturbing it was that the sculpture did not have even a suggestion of nudity. “We’re all in shock,” said third year Ronan Caruso as she stood in front of the statue, clearly distraught from its gratuitous modesty. “It’s just…something I never expected to see during my time here at UCLA. We all feel hurt and betrayed by the faculty, frankly, and now I have to walk past this thing on the way to class every day.” Vice Chancellor Michael Beck responded to complaints by saying it would be unthinkable to add any kind of nudity to the new sculpture of Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

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