Student Using Zoom Raise Hand Function “Just Stretching”

LOS ANGELES — Second-year Communications major Aiden Malone clarified today that his use of the “raise hand” function on zoom was just his stretching. “If I ever have questions, comments, or concerns during a meeting, I just keep that shit to myself,” said Malone, taking a break from his diligent scroll through Instagram to make sure his camera and mic were off. “The only other time I use this function is to ask to use the bathroom.” At press time, Malone was seen using the chat function to pass notes to his crush.

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