Student Offered $1 Million Grant After Sending Professor The Perfect Email

WESTWOOD — Sophomore biology student, Cindy Sheraton, is celebrating the opportunity of a lifetime after receiving the William F. Buckley Memorial Prize for an exceptional email sent to her French professor, en française, late Sunday night. “The first draft took me five hours,” said Sheraton, whose email asking for an extension on a quiz due the same night sent shockwaves through the French department. “My mom thought the bibliography was too much.” At press time, Sheraton was drafting her acceptance speech, which will be sent as a Clery Timely Warning to all UCLA student emails.

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Lucas Humel is a middle aged divorcé with no known affiliation to the university. We are unaware of how he was able to get in contact with Enabler staff, and he refuses to tell us. He brings a steaming hot apple pie with an old fashioned wedge of cheddar on the side to every meeting and eats all of it before leaving in silence.