Student Munches Lunch at Bunche

WESTWOOD — Imprudent third year theater student Daniel Dent munches crunchy lunch inside of Bunche. “I know it’s ambitious, and a bit suspicious, but my lunch was both nutritious and delicious,” said Dent, whose frequent scent means torment for anyone present. “It may be rude to eat seafood because the smell intrudes, but it’s barbecued, not stewed!” Due to his misdeed, Dent’s classmates have agreed that he is indeed “repulsive.”

About Griffin Stout 16 Articles
RIP Griffin Stout (1996-2023) Failed Comedy Writer and Pet Owner. RIP Bark Ruffalo (2007-2007)