Student Has Perfect Thing To Add To Lecture

WESTWOOD — Much to the admiration of those around her, second year Jessica Grant confirmed Monday that she had like the perfect thing to add to lecture today. “At first I figured I might just sit quietly and let the professor get through an entire class for once, but then I thought about this really smart hilarious thing that just had to be said right then and there,” Grant said, noting that often she tries to shed some light on what the professor is really trying to get at in addition to showcasing her scathing wit. “I’ve really been on a roll lately. I feel bad for everyone else in the room who might be lacking the confidence to speak up however because mostly they just seem to yawn and roll their eyes.” Although unable to fully expound upon the complex idea behind her remark at press time, Grant says that hopefully she can chime in next lecture. 

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