Student Gets Massive Thrill From Not Locking Stall Door While Defecating

WESTWOODHaving already drawn down his pants and committed to a bowel movement in a public bathroom, Statistics major Steven Chu received a massive thrill when he realized he had not locked the stall door. “I knew that at any moment someone could open that door, expose me, and I had never felt so alive,” said Chu, planting a hand against the wall to steady himself. “Never have I lived so dangerously, skirting the boundary between civility and utter chaos. The seconds passed like hours as I sat helplessly, totally submitting myself to the will of the universe. It was—transcendent.” Come newshour, Chu was caught in another euphoric reverie about a time he tried on an outfit at JC Penney’s with the door slightly ajar.

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Nathan is an exquisite writer and talented author. His writing is good too. He raised horses on the Iberian peninsula for 14 years, until a fallen nun named Rosina stole his herd, and his heart. They tried to reconcile during a chance meeting in Rotterdam 7 years later, but their love had been cast away, just like waking memories of a bitter autumn.