WESTWOOD — Third-year Applied Mathematics major William L’Hopital recently made sine waves last Friday when he was seen googling the unit circle in his upper-division Linear Algebra lecture. “I’m human. Sometimes humans forget stuff! It just so happens that I’ve been forgetting this one specific thing since 10th grade algebra,” said L’Hopital, trying to remember how many degrees are in a circle. “I can sing the quadratic formula song perfectly, but this one pesky little circle keeps evading me. My TAs keep reporting me to the Dean of Students for cheating just because I got it tattooed on my arm, ‘Memento’-style. I mean, I am cheating, but that’s irrelevant.” At press time, L’Hopital was seen fundamentally screwing up the fundamental theorem of calculus.
