Sorry Professor! My Dog Ate My Daily Symptom Survey

WESTWOOD — Oops! Fourth-year Leila Bandowitz informed her professor this morning she does not have her daily symptom survey due to her dog’s appetite for webpages. “His name is, um, Spot,” she said, quickly logging into CCLE on her phone. “I hate when he does this. I should probably just take the day off and see how I feel tomorrow.” At press time, Bandowitz was using the COVID-19 test vending machines, but only to enjoy the free peppermints.

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