Slow-Moving Spider Can No Longer Be Ignored

This one's a big boy!

LOS ANGELES — Area woman Susan Williams realized that she could no longer ignore the slow-moving arachnid on her bedroom wall on Tuesday afternoon. “Usually, they stop crawling toward me or change direction and crawl back into a crevice somewhere,” she said, trying to keep the creature in her peripherals. “Oh my god, I… I don’t think it’s going to stop! It’s not stopping,” she said. At press time, Williams was reportedly searching for some Febreeze or hairspray to kill the eight-legged creature without having to touch it.