Skater Decides Walking Would Have Looked Way Cooler Than Wiping Out On Bruin Walk

WESTWOOD — After wiping out on Bruin Walk, skater Ken Bone decided he would have looked a lot cooler if he had walked instead. “At first I thought skating would look so cool, but then I fell, which was def not cool,” said Bone, as he tried reapplying his hand skin. “People asked me if I was doing alright, but like no, I just ate shit in front of so many people, which is mad embarrassing. This type of stuff doesn’t happen when walking, and I think it’s time everyone learns that walking can be radical too.” Bone was later seen attempting to strut into a quarterpipe at Stoner Skate Park.

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