LOS ANGELES — After relocating from Burning Man to Silverlake, two-person polycule Chadwin Parsley and Rosemary Sage noticed a vacancy in the urban camping market. “Pretending to be poor is suuuper in right now,” said Parsley as a beef liver Erewhon smoothie dripped from his mouth. “We want to provide our customers with the chic experience of houselessness without the stigma of being a dirty poor person. Prices start at $5000 for a one-night stay.” At press time, the couple was seen selling a special promotion that included premium black tar heroin and a voucher for a detox in Malibu.
