

WESTWOOD—UCLA Chancellor Gene Block approved a change to campus policy Friday that allows “sick kickflips” in designated “walk your wheels” zones. “Since the day our great institution implemented skateboard-free areas on campus, I felt that we were limiting our students in a most heinous way. Lame kick-flips, I understand. But rad ones? Not on my watch,” said Block while he played with one of his many Tek-Deks™. “My goal is to implement an ollie-inclusive policy by the end of spring quarter.” At press time, Block was getting “ramp tramp” tattooed on his lower back.