Senate Democrats Plan To Prevent Barrett Confirmation By Sternly Frowning

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press conference Wednesday, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer unveiled the Democrats’ strategy to prevent Judge Amy Coney Barrett’s confirmation by sternly frowning. “The Democratic Party has a long history of standing up for the needs of the American people, and an even longer history of capitulating to our opponents at even the faintest sign of adversity,” stated Schumer, followed by a series of ”harumph’s” and “tsk, tsk’s.” “Believe me when I say that we will continue to fight this illegitimate nomination until the very end. By ‘fight’ I mean ‘write a strongly-worded letter,’ and by ‘the very end’ I mean ‘7:30, when we have dinner reservations.’” Schumer concluded the press conference with the promise that this decision would not interfere with his plans to invite Mitch McConnell to his upcoming 70th birthday party (Spider-Man themed).

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Dylan Wood is an American actor and filmmaker. He is known for his comedic and dramatic roles in such films as Splash (1984), Big (1988), Turner & Hooch (1989), Sleepless in Seattle (1993), Forrest Gump(1994), Apollo 13 (1995), You've Got Mail (1998), Cast Away (2000), Captain Phillips(2013), Saving Mr. Banks (2013), Sully (2016), and A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019). He has also starred in the Robert Langdon films, and he voices Sheriff Woody in the Toy Story film series. He is one of the most popular and recognizable film stars worldwide, and he is widely regarded as an American cultural icon.