WESTWOOD — Rieber Hall residents can now breathe a sigh of relief as second-year resident Emmet Turring (no relation) has finally learned to do his laundry. “Usually, when I need clean clothes, I just yell ‘Mom,’ but thanks to this neat little life hack, I no longer have to do that,” said Turring, who is such a dirty boy. “I always thought clothes just got clean through magic or something, but it turns out anyone can use these. I really wish more people knew about this.” At press time, Turing was showing off a Hot Pocket that he finally figured out how to microwave.
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