WESTWOOD – Sources have confirmed that as of 8:22 this evening, your roommate was still in the bathroom. “It’s been almost ten minutes. Not that I’ve been keeping close track, but it feels like it’s been a while,” your other roommate said, eyeing the bathroom door suspiciously. Your roommate, who entered the bathroom at 8:13 and who has not come out since, frequently spends a long time in the bathroom, sources confirm. “God forbid other people should have to use the bathroom too,” your other roommate said. “What the hell is going on in there?” At press time, your roommate finally left the bathroom but no one heard the toilet flush.