Despite the fact this his current relationship is loveless and boring, Business Economics major Gustavo Hettro complained that his girlfriend’s choice of Pride and Prejudice on movie night had ‘no plot.’ “This shit should be called prude and prejudice. Oh wow, he ‘gazed’ at you? Oh wow, you brushed hands for two seconds? It’s hella unrealistic. Me and my girl barely even talk these days, and she still basically worships me!” said Hettro, throwing his hands up dramatically and letting out a loud pshaw as his girlfriend pretended not to hear him. “Hey, Kiera Knightley’s hot as fuck though.” Hettro’s girlfriend was last seen buying herself flowers for their fourth anniversary.