Report: Velma Lost Her Glasses In Rocco’s

WESTWOOD — UCPD has reported that Velma Dinkley, a member of the crime solving group Mystery Inc., filed a police report claiming that she lost her glasses while attending a “Thirsty Thursday” event at Rocco’s Tavern this past week. “My glasses! I can’t see without my glasses!” said Velma, who onlookers report was seen crawling on the floor by the DJ. “We were about to track down the culprit behind the pastry thefts from De Neve, when I tripped and lost my glasses, so they were able to escape to Seventy7 West.” At press time, Mystery Inc. was seen passing out Scooby Snacks to starving college students waiting in the line at Rocco’s to see if they would help with the investigation.