WESTWOOD — Unease settled over the Hill last night as UCLA Housing warned of a mysterious break-in which left one student’s dorm filled with a foul-smelling smoke. “I was at my desk studying for my botany exam when this dude came in through the window, took a fat hit off a bong, then ran off the way he came,” recounted second-year chemistry major Kevin Kush before letting out a hacking cough and rubbing his bloodshot eyes. “I swear to God bro, I tried to stop him, but this dude was ripping it like crazy. Plus he ate all of my roommate’s snacks — what kind of sicko does something like that? Hey, is anyone else craving In-N-Out?” At press time, it was discovered that the perpetrator had also emptied the Brita without refilling it, stained the carpet, and left dirty laundry all over the floor.