Report: Local Sleepyhead Takes Another Little Nap

MASTER BEDROOM – Reports have shown that local sleepyhead E. C. Scrooge is yet again snoozing, dozing, and drifting off to sleep. “Hnnknnkkkkkk… mi mi mi mi mi… hnnkkkknn… mi mi mi mi mi,” said Scrooge, whose slippered feet were sticking out from beneath his too-short blanket. “Hnnkkkkknnnkk– w– wha? Fallen asleep again, have I? Guess I better yawn and stretch my arms out like the drowsy little fella I am.” At press time, Scrooge was seen carrying a candlestick down to the kitchen to get a glass of warm milk.

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