WESTWOOD — This morning, while you were filling out the daily symptom screening questionnaire, it asked you for your cup size. “We know it can be an uncomfortable question, but we need all the health information possible in order to fully understand COVID,” said program director and pioneer of the cup-size-question, Ben Shapiro. “This gets a little tough on Google Forms, but we would also love it if you could take some pictures of your feet at the end of the survey? It would really help our, um, analytics.” At press time, Shapiro was answering questions about the survey while staring directly at your chest.
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