Record Label Signs Hedrick Hall Shower Singer

Silhouette of a person singing in the shower with a microphone.

LA LA LAND — After a scramble for one of the most sought-after, up-and-coming artists, We The Best Music Group has secured a lucrative deal with Eden Bacon of Hedrick Hall shower fame. “I didn’t think anyone was listening,” Bacon stated despite her shower playlist being exclusively karaoke and installing a microphone in the big stall. “I never believed something like this could happen to little ol’ me. I haven’t even told anyone about my love of singing before.” At press time, Bacon announced her debut concert venue as the Fishbowl at The Study.