WESTWOOD — Last week, adjunct Public Affairs professor Nathan Bradley was surprised mid-lecture when his mistresses stormed into the hall and publicly announced his many extramarital affairs. “This is purely speculative, but based on his field of study, I would say that this is the culmination of his life’s work,” commented teaching assistant Aaron Turner, who used the affairs as material for his discussion section. “I can’t say there weren’t any signs – he did list three emails and five phone numbers on the syllabus, but I just thought he was easy to get in touch with.” Bradley was last seen attempting to leverage the affair on his C.V. as a qualification to enter local politics.
About Carl Hatch 16 Articles
Carl Hatch is from Long Beach, California, or more appropriately, Strong Beach. He has also seen the video "Llamas With Hats" and The Walking Dead, so don't even ask.