Professor Announces Solitaire Will Be On Midterm

WESTWOOD — English 10B Professor Jane Houston announced Tuesday that in order to accurately reflect what students have been doing in lecture, solitaire will be on the midterm. “In these unprecedented times, it’s vital to make accommodations,” said Houston, flicking her eyes between either side of her computer screen. “I plan to include info from the readings, my slides, and the tabs my students have open instead of the slides. There will be questions on Tetris, 2048, Snake- damn, I hit a mine! Minesweeper will no longer be on the midterm.” Houston ended her announcement with a reminder that the exam will begin at 11:00am sharp on

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