What the hell do you want from us?
Do you know how annoying you sound in our DMs right now? “Oh, when’s Wrapped coming out? We want Spotify Wrapped!” Fuck you. Want to know how long you listened to your top artist this year? Too long. Go outside. Oh, you listened to “Talk Tuah” a lot? When was the last time you talked tu-ah friend?
We’re trying our best over here, okay? We’re working our graphic design interns to the BONE right now for brat graphics that you losers can repost to your four Instagram followers.
Honestly, if all of you are such stats nerds all of a sudden, figure this shit out yourself. You heard me. 2025? Make your own Wrapped.
Do it. You won’t.
Yeah, not so easy now, is it? So shut up. Wrapped will be ready when it’s ready. Try this shit again and we’ll tell everyone you still unironically listen to “Hamilton” in 2024.