People make many arguments as to why UCLA is better than USC, or vice versa. Some people say UCLA has a higher academic ranking. Others say that USC has better sports teams. However, I think both sides have not yet acknowledged the most important argument in UCLA’s favor:
USC students are a bunch of big, dumb, stupid, poopyheads.
Now, you might say, “Isn’t that a little juvenile? Aren’t we, as students of the number one public university in the country, above such pathetic ad hominem attacks?” And to that I say: YOU’RE a dumb poopyhead.