Hey guys. A lot of guys seem to be getting mad at me for using he/him pronouns even when referring to guys who aren’t guys. Some guys might think I’m being “misogynistic” or “transphobic” but I literally call every guy that. My best friend is a cis woman and I use he/him pronouns for him too. In fact, he liked it so much he cut his hair and changed his name to Oliver!
If gender is really a “social construct,” then you guys shouldn’t care what pronouns I choose to call you guys anyway. By treating every guy the same, I am actually being a radical gender abolitionist, which is several orders of magnitude woker than any of you guys will ever be. I’m literally just trying to combat internalized misandry.
You know, he/him was gender-neutral for centuries before all this modern woke nonsense started in the 1800s. If George Washington could do it, why can’t I? He barely ever did anything morally questionable! As a guy with neurospiciness, it’s really overwhelming for me to have to remember all your million different pronouns like he and she and they. Also, disagreeing with me is pretty problematic considering I’m literally an eighteen year-old MINOR!!